Somewhere on earth, a man is staking his financial future on Zip disks making a comeback. “What if someone needs a really unreliable piece of shit that holds about 98.4 MB?” he asks himself, leaning on the aging tower of Zip disks in his bedroom.
The phone rings, and a man says, “Hello, is this Mr. Zip Disk? I need about a thousand Zip disksahahaHAHAHA!!!” He slams the phone down. Prank caller. It’s always prank callers.
Jaz drives were 10 times the misery. Every single one I ever saw failed. Good times.